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Topic: Wireless Remote Control

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Wiretap kit, Mobile phone, Stereo system

People talk about their ..:

Psychopathic tendancies

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, PC World

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite book(s):

"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite computer game(s):

Super Mario World, Pong, Hacking

Listens to:

AC/DC

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Even wireless remotes that enable drivers to safely control truck functions when out of the cab.
Even wireless remotes that enable the driver to safely control truck functions when they're out of the cab.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Using the wireless remote controls, you can arm and disarm your Professional Quality Wireless Home Security System with the push of a button.
Wireless control with optional RF/IR remote system; operate your CD player from the dance floor!
Is there any limit on how many sensors, wireless keypads or remote controls I can add to the system?

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Our remote controls are used wherever wireless data acquition, wireless communication, or process control of remote equipment is needed.
Remote Control Technology has designed, manufactured, and delivered custom RF wireless remote controls for special projects for the US military.
Infrared frequencies are used by wireless remote controls to send signals to the components they control.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Army with wireless remote controls for temporary, tactical airfield lighting.

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