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Topic: Thought Control

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  Thought    Control  
  Control Systems    Access Control  
  Control Panel    Remote Control  
  Process Control    Quality Control  
  Animal Control    Thought for the Day  
  Centers for Disease Control    Flow Control  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Confronting nature,  Psychopathic tendancies,  Positive outlook
Intelligence:Stupid
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Shy,  Perfectionist,  Easily addicted
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite body part(s):Brain
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Medical note(s):Approaching psychosis,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Taking Prozac
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite quote(s):"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Pete was trying to control the situation but the thoughts of sexy teen pussy pictures were almost too much for him.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Marty was trying to control the situation but the thoughts of naked fat girls were almost too much for him.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Beings are unable to control their thoughts and to quieten the turbulent waters of the lake of the Soul, and this is one of the causes by which we are not aware of events of our past lives.
Meditation means the way by which we take control of our mind to stop our thoughts from wandering.
When one controls all discursive thoughts the mind immediately becomes stable and abides.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Len was trying to control the situation but the thoughts of Kissing Lesbian Sex Orgy Pics were almost too much for him.
Sam was trying to control the situation but the thoughts of gay and twink sex pictures were almost too much for him.
Andrew was trying to control the situation but the thoughts of free gay sex were almost too much for him.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Automatic thoughts are defined as reflexive cognitive reactions toward upsetting thoughts that are beyond our conscious control.
Our thoughts control our reality and hypnosis is a way of mastering the mind.
Control angry and irrational thinking by becoming aware of thoughts when angry and choosing to have a more helpful attitude.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

It is the control center for all our thoughts and senses and allows us to interact with our universe in magnificent ways.
 
 
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