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Topic: Controlled Substances

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  Radio Controlled    Substance Abuse Treatment  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Easily addicted,  Nervous
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite great thinker(s):Marie Curie,  Alfred Nobel
Interest(s):Chemistry
Favorite philosopher(s):Aristotle,  Spinoza,  Descartes
Medical note(s):Taking Valium,  Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Uses laxatives
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Ecstasy
Favorite type of dance(s):Raving
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Controlled substances - Final rule of the Department of Health and Human Services, amending regulations regarding drug treatment facilities.
Controlled substances - Final rule of the Board of Pharmacy amends regulations to establish requirements for inspection of pharmacies by the board.
Controlled substances - Proposed rule of the Department of Human Services would amend regulations regarding controlled substances.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES Information on DEA Form 222 Official Order Forms for Schedule II controlled substances.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Stimulant medications are controlled substances.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

The Controlled Substances Act of 1970 classified marijuana along with heroin and LSD as a Schedule I drug, i.
Controlled substances are narcotic, hallucinogenic, stimulant, or depressive drugs -- some of which have a high potential for abuse.
Receiving controlled substances (narcotics and addictive drugs) through the mail is illegal.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Controlled substances and hard to get pharmaceuticals are also available on the worldwide web, not to mention the sale of pornography.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

A controlled substances act violation may not be enhanced by both the enhancement provision of the controlled substances act and the general habitual offender statute.
Krueger was charged with two felony counts of selling controlled substances and one felony count of possession of a controlled substance.
The Controlled Substances Act vests district courts with jurisdiction to enjoin violations of the Act, 21 U.
 
 
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