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Topic: Conversion rates for money

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Warren Buffet

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE, IMDb - Internet Movie Database

Intelligence:

Stupid

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector

Interest(s):

Economics

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Bankruptcy, Finding a job

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Although our conversion rates are updated frequently they are not obtained by a 'live feed' and should not be used as a trigger to sell your family heirlooms and buy into the money markets.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

These are commercial spot rates available for transactions usually greater than 25,000 and are not appropriate for holiday money conversions.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Our current conversion rates for money notes are 1.

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