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Topic: Convert units

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Stroller, Stereo system

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Religion(s):

Muslim, Mormon, Christian - Protestant

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests

Favorite religious figure(s):

The Prophet Mohammed

Favorite great thinker(s):

Gabriel Fahrenheit, Ampere

Interest(s):

Maths, Chemistry, Physics

Favorite computer game(s):

Age of Empires

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Listens to:

AC/DC

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being normal

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"A clever man commits no minor blunders." - Goethe (1749-1832)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Convert raw data files into ASCII files with engineering units.
Converts many units of measurement using a JavaScript 1.
To convert to more familar units use the following values or look them up in any dictionary and multiply or divide accordingly.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Convert your cast iron clutch package into our aluminum units.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Convert metric units and standard units of measurement, capacity, and weight.
Converts from American to metric units and vice versa.
Convert pressures from a wide range of units.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Convert various units of radioactive measurement.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Convert the free disk space shown in a control socket status query to kilobyte units.
This sheet converts units into cost or retail dollars.
Converts between different systems of units.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Can convert units, just as the priests in AOE did.

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