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Topic: HTML converter

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Camcorder, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Solitaire, Minesweeper

Listens to:

AC/DC

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Downloading MP3's, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Visual Net Server contains built-in converters for converting to/from Word, Quark, Excel, HTML, and text files.
Many people use HTML editors or HTML converters and think that makes them skilled web designers.
References my collection of software tools as a major source for data converters to HTML.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

- HTML converters - Put an ALT tag in your IMG line.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

x includes converters between the Symbian OS and Windows formats for spreadsheet and word documents and from Symbian OS Rich Text to HTML.
KEYpak converters and filters are not only used to convert today's word processing formats, but supplies a host of legacy filters which can be converted to HTML, ASCII or your choice of over 200 formats.
Bookmark this page for rapid access to our collection of the most in-demand and useful fixes, kludges, converters and other HTML Help authoring aids available today.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

HTML converters ~ software utilities that fileter / convert HTML to other processors and vice versa.

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