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Topic: Cool Free Stuff

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Baseball cap, Pokemon cards, Care bears

People talk about their ..:

Weirdness, Tattoo

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Teacher

Favorite TV show(s):

The Muppets

Favorite activity(s):

Trading cards

Favorite book(s):

"The Green Mile" by Stephen King

Likes to wear:

Vampire costume, Punk rock

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards, Building websites, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite time of year:

Halloween

Favorite quote(s):

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Free stuff, contests and cool sites.
Win free stuff, check out wild parties, read and submit cool party stories.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Free CD's, Stickers, Cool Stuff, Gear, etc.
Feel free to have a wander around and check out all the cool stuff we've got going on.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Plus, college screenings usually include cool free stuff like posters or stickers.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Offers free web page stuff, computer and internet freebies, cool free sites, rebates, prizes to win and more.
Dave's Cool Free Stuff - Lots of free things and contests, business and webmaster resources and over 800 original pieces of webart and clipart for free!
Free Site X Free Stuff, Cool Freebies anf Free money.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Free Stuff and Cool Sweepstakes!

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