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Topic: Kick N Bowl Cool

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

David Beckham

People talk about their ..:

Hairstyle

Bad point(s):

Evil

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the movies

Favorite body part(s):

Fists

Favorite actor(s):

Bruce Lee

Favorite movie(s):

The Matrix

Favorite sport(s):

Karate

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing, Sumo belt, Hip hop gear

Listens to:

Punk, Everclear, Bon Jovi

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The Parker P38 kicks of the Parker guitar range with that unmistakable and very cool Parker body shape and styling.
A cool NJ based entertainment magazine that has kick ass feature interviews.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The often noisy cooling fan turns on to cool the computer but with the KoolSink under the laptop the fan kicks in less often.
There's a cool pic of Dan and they also have few paragraphs talking how Milkplow kicks ass!
I joined at a young age solely to learn the cool kicks so I could kick people in the head.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Overload protection kicks in to prevent it from frying if you jam the motor, and a large aluminum heat sink helps cool the FETs.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Here are some really cool contests to make YOU a KICKS COUNTRY WINNER!

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Got some kick ass pictures of some cool peeps that we met.
Another cool guy I know from a long time ago who seems to make not-so-random appearances in my life, kicks my ass in the "wake up!

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