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Topic: Mini Cooper

Related:
  Mini    Cooper  
  Mini Cooper S    Mini Cooper Car  
  BMW Mini Cooper    New MINI Cooper  
  Mini System    Mini CD  
  Mini Car    Mini Games  
  Mini Golf    Micro Mini  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Henry Ford,  Steve Jobs
Favorite possession(s):Motorcycle,  SUV,  Caravan
Personality:Sporty
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine,  Fast Company
Favorite movie(s):James Bond,  The Great Escape
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing
Listens to:Madonna
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite era(s):1980s
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

"Anyone who grew up watching Mini Coopers and Ford Lotus Cortinas and Datsun 510s and BMW 2002s rubbing fenders at racetracks around the country understands the concept of the Nissan Sentra SE-R.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Here you see our color shift kit on a 2003 BMW Mini Cooper in its green shift.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

In the film, Jobbers pulled off the most daring bullion raid in Turin, escaping in unbeatable style in three Mini Coopers.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Now a BMW product, the totally modernized 2003 Mini Cooper captures the essence, if not the spirit of the original, while packing it with sophisticated engineering and the latest technology to keep passengers safe, secure and comfortable.
I'm buying a 2002 Mini Cooper designed by BMW.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The BMC works team had tremendous success with standard Mini-Coopers winning the Tulip Rally in 1962-3.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

One must admit that the Mini Coopers are unique vehicles; each showing a stubby nose, long and flat roof panel and a chopped tail above four tiny wheels pinned at all corners, they look like no other car on the market.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We are also carrying the new Mini Coopers and Cooper S model.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

WIN 2 MINI COOPER'S Enter daily to win two 2002 Mini Coopers.
For a fixed price just under £20,000, competitors in the Scottish Motor Racing Club (SMRC) series will own and drive one of up to 28 identical MINI Coopers in a series that combines the disciplines of motor racing, rallying, hill climbs and sprints.
I paid my local BMW garage (Coopers in Thames Ditton) to fix the mirror on my MINI, but they ballsed it up.
 
 
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