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Topic: Cop Jokes

Related:
  Cop Car    Practical Jokes  
  Best Jokes    Joke of the Day  
  Lots of Jokes    Jokes Humor  
  Jokes    Cops  
  Joke List    Funny Bar Jokes  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Brown raincoat
People talk about their ..:Psychopathic tendancies
Bad point(s):Criminal
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Hitman,  Prison Guard
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted,  NYPD Blue
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite sport(s):Roller blading
Favorite movie(s):Minority Report,  The Blues Brothers
Favorite computer game(s):Grand Theft Auto
Listens to:Blink 182
Favorite time of year:Mayday
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast,  Smoking Crack
Favorite quote(s):"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
 
 
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Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

 We especially like cop jokes!
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

 We laugh and joke for a while and soon a small crowd of real cops is standing around asking me questions about my trip.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

 The recent clumsy, Keystone Cops coup in oil-rich Venezuela would be a joke, were it not for the blood spilled on the streets of Caracas.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

 In fact it's becoming a joke, so much so that Jelena might have to consider getting herself 'wired' every time she speaks to a reporter in the same way that undercover cops in the movies secretly record a meeting so as to catch the crook in the act of being dishonest.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

 We have everything from Doctor Jokes to Cop Jokes to Accountant Jokes and more.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

 Included were jokes about aroused mannequins and a gay cop's unique breathalyzer.
More Cop Jokes and Real Stories Police Humor.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

 I believe all russian jokes about traffic cops were written by drivers, because they are described as bribetakers.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

 The other in joke is the movie title "See You Next Wednesday" which is on the billboard that the cops are hiding behind and is used in other movies such as "An American Werewolf in London.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

 Jay Leno jokes that watching the TV show “Wall Street Week” is more like turning on “COPS.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

 Cop Jokes Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement You Might Be A Cop If.
 
 
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