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Topic: Cop Shop

Related:
  Shop    Cops  
  Gift Shop    Shop Online  
  Stop Shop    Home Shop  
  Antique Shops    Coffee Shop  
  Golf Shop    Paint Shop  
  Paint Shop Pro    Machine Shop  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Brown raincoat
People talk about their ..:Psychopathic tendancies
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Hitman,  Prison Guard
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted,  NYPD Blue,  King of the Hill
Favorite sport(s):Roller blading
Favorite computer game(s):Grand Theft Auto
Favorite movie(s):Minority Report,  The Blues Brothers
Listens to:Blink 182,  The Prodigy
Favorite time of year:Mayday
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast,  Smoking Crack
Favorite quote(s):"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

As the five cops talked shop in the bullpen, Blair excused himself and nearly ran into the bathroom.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The boundaries for each of the twelve Spokane COPS Shops (and Westgate NOPS) have been provided for you to see how community involvement impacts police activity at the neighborhood level.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Even though CoPs are composed of clusters of professional disciplines, the members of CoPs are expected to focus on KW, KA and KM, not general "shop talk.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Paranoid Freddy lived over the shop and caught him at it, thundering down the stairs brandishing a shotgun and threatening a call to the cops that Riddick knew sure as shit he wouldn't make.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Cop Shops, surgeries and video link kiosks are just some of the innovative ways we plan to increase accessibility and contact with the public.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

If you want to find all the cops, they're hanging out in the donut shop (Walk like an Egyptian/Bangles) 67.
If you want to find all the cops they're hanging out in the donut shop 67.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The best way to do insurance fraud is to find your local chop-shop and sell them your car, then call the cops and report it stolen.
I stand by my assertion that this is the equivalent of a shop owner who's being robbed telling the thief to rob his customers instead, in exchange for not calling the cops.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

NIRO's work closely with Neighborhood Resource Officers (NROs), COPS shop volunteers, community members, and Juvenile and Adult Corrections Officers.
ABC Enforcement offers a program entitled "Cops in Shops" to detect and prosecute underage persons attempting to purchase alcoholic beverages.
" Cops in Shops is a program that addresses the problem of underage drinking and the prevention of the illegal purchase of alcohol by minors.
 
 
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