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Topic: Cop shows on TV

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Brown raincoat

People talk about their ..:

Psychopathic tendancies

Currently has on their coffee table:

TV Guide

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Police Officer, Hitman

Favorite TV show(s):

NYPD Blue, America's Most Wanted, King of the Hill

Favorite sport(s):

Roller blading

Favorite computer game(s):

Grand Theft Auto

Favorite movie(s):

Minority Report, The Blues Brothers

Listens to:

Blink 182

Favorite time of year:

Mayday

Favorite type of dance(s):

Raving

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast, Smoking Crack

Favorite quote(s):

"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Here we have two big film stars playing police officers who, in turn, are featured as TV cops in a doctored reality show.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

It was the precursor to the TV show Cops , really.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Sep 29 2002 - Ohio cops rate several TV cop shows , including CSI: Miami.
Favorite TV show and episode : COPS, it's like looking at the video from my family reunion.
We are not affiliated with the FOX network or the COPS TV show, in fact, they won't even talk to us.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Amongst the cool stuff is the Cops TV show parody, Troops!

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Mary Martin 2005-01-03 10:30:51	There was a cop show in the 80-90 about a Canadian mounty and a city cop. What was the name of the show?
From: Dee 2005-03-22 23:03:26	Cop show about a blind detective, 70's, learned karate,used his stick as weapon.
From: Melissa 2005-07-25 20:43:15	The show about the Canadian Mounty and the City Cop was called Due South :)
From: Melissa 2005-07-25 20:45:02	The show about the blind detective was called Longstreet. Guess who taught the Longstreet character his martial arts? Bruce Lee! If you look up Bruce Lees discography on the imdb, you'll see Longstreet mentioned there for 1971.

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