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Topic: Web Copy

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite website(s):

IMDb - Internet Movie Database

Favorite possession(s):

Typewriter, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite food(s):

Curries, Thai, Anything with tomato sauce

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Copies of the expense guidelines and the expense report are located on the Academic Relations page of the SOA web site.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Extra copies are made available for the public at that time and they may be viewed at the Arkansas Legislative Audit web site.
Copies were placed in local libraries and at Council Office Reception Areas and made available on the Airport's web site.
Copies will also be held in Departmental Offices and will be placed on the Web site.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Copy and paste documents from any word processing program or Web browser and start analyzing your data immediately.
It is expected that web designers have current copies of your web site on their systems.
Copies are held on the site in any case and accessible via a web browser interface.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web Site master copies stored offline providing a backup and maximum editing speed.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Copy the HTML code below and paste it into the HTML code of your Web page to add a text link to your site.
Simply copy and paste all the code in the text box below and insert it into the HTML code of your web site.
Simply copy and paste the following code to your web page to link to each web site.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

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