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Topic: Microsoft Corp

Related:
  Microsoft    Corps  
  Microsoft Windows    Microsoft Word  
  Marine Corps    Microsoft Internet Explorer  
  Microsoft Internet Explorer    Microsoft Access  
  Microsoft products    Microsoft Office  
  Microsoft software    Support Microsoft  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer,  Xbox
Most admires:Bill Gates,  Steve Jobs,  Warren Buffet
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today
Dream job(s):CEO
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Half-Life
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Microsoft, Windows, Visual Basic, Visual C++ and ActiveX are trademarks of Microsoft Corp.
Xbox and Microsoft are trademarks of Microsoft Corp.
John Fielding,
CEO

MICROSOFT CORP (MSFT) - Microsoft on Thursday after the close announced its first-ever dividend and a two-for-one stock split as the world's largest software maker reported record sales and a quarterly profit that edged past Wall Street expectations.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Microsoft, Outlook, Great Plains, Dynamics, Solomon, eEnterprise and bCentral are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corp.
Microsoft Corp is believed to have trained its acquisition crosshairs on Macromedia Inc, lining up a deal that would throw enterprise Java into a spin.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Microsoft, MS, MS-DOS, MS Windows, and Windows NT are registered trademarks of Microsoft Corp.
Microsoft, Visual Basic, Windows NT, BackOffice and Windows are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corp.
Microsoft , Windows 95 , Windows NT , and Windows 2000 are trademarks of Microsoft Corp.
 
 
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