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Topic: Harris Corporation

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Wiretap kit

Most admires:

Bill Gates, King Gillette

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Currently has on their coffee table:

Economist, Fast Company

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

CEO, Banker

Favorite artist(s):

Rolf Harris

Favorite TV show(s):

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite movie(s):

A Beautiful Mind, Silence of the Lambs

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Harris Corporation STAT� Scanner Named Best NT� Security Tool by e-fense, Inc.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Harris Corporation Provides Small Offices and Individual Users With Security Scanning Tool Originally Developed for Federal Government Harris Press Release.
Harris Corporation Provides Small Offices and Individual Users With Security Scanning Tool Originally Developed for Federal Government.

John Fielding,
CEO

Harris, assistant vice president of diversity initiatives for the McDonald's Corporation; Betsy Holden, CEO of Kraft Foods; Ted Kennedy, CEO of BE Dr.
Harris Corporation, a leading supplier of security software solutions, today announced the release of the latest members of its expanding Security Threat Avoidance Technology (STAT�) family of security management products during the 27th Annual Computer Security Conference and Exhibition at the Chicago Hilton and Towers.
Harris is currently Senior Vice-President Corporate Development of Cantel Medical Corporation, a Nasdaq-listed medical device company.

Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

A Spruce Pine native and owner of Buck Stove corporation, the proprietor had attended school at Harris and didn't want to see the buildings destroyed.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Harris Corporation, a leading provider of security software solutions, announced today that its Security Threat Avoidance Technology (STAT�) Scanner product has been enhanced to support scanning foreign-language versions of Windows NT and Windows 2000 platforms.
Ahy held executive and technical senior management positions with Harris Corporation, Varian Research Center and RadioLAN, focused on businesses and products in broadband wireless and high-speed optical communications systems.
Harris Corporation SynchroCast data sheet pdf for proposals (180 Kb pdf) Automatic Audio Delay - T1 bid specification.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Harris Corporation Software Processes Mars Imagery for Advanced Scientific Study.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Harris Corporation is the leader in advanced transmitter equipment and systems for digital television (DTV) and digital broadcast equipment in the United States.

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