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Topic: Microsoft Corporation

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Fast Company, Economist

Dream job(s):

CEO

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Microsoft Corporation claims this term as a trademark.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The Microsoft Corporation is trying to make a better refrigerator or in this case a better version of the popular Windows Operating System by integrating the web browser Internet Explorer into it.
Microsoft, Xbox and the Xbox logos are trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in the U.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Microsoft is a registered trademark of Microsoft Corporation; Netscape is a registered trademark of Netscape Communications Corporation; other company and product names and trademarks are the property of their respective owners.
Microsoft and its products and services referenced herein are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in the United States and/or other countries.
Microsoft Corporation may have patents or pending patent applications, trademarks, copyrights, or other intellectual property rights covering subject matter in this document.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Microsoft Word is a registered trademark of Microsoft Corporation; WordPerfect is a registered trademark of Corel Corporation; and all other product names are trademarks and registered trademarks of their respective companies.
Microsoft NT Server, NT4 Option Pack and Service Pack 4 are registered trademarks of the Microsoft Corporation.
Microsoft, Windows, Windows NT, and all other names of Microsoft products referenced herein are trademarks or registered trademarks of Microsoft Corporation.

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