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Topic: Correctional Facility in Michigan

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Personality:

Devout

Currently has on their coffee table:

The Times, Time magazine

Politics:

Democrat, Republican, Religious right

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector, Priest, Prison Guard

Religion(s):

Christian - Protestant, Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Catholic

Interest(s):

Community Theatre

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite movie(s):

The Three Stooges

Favorite destination(s):

California

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker

Expert Talk

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Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Chippewa Area Keryx conducts three-day weekends twice per year at Kinross Correctional Facility and Chippewa Correctional Facility , both located in Kincheloe, Michigan.
The Keryx Journal is a monthly publication, produced by the Keryx team members who reside inside Kinross Correctional Facility in Kinchloe, Michigan.

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