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Topic: Shipping costs

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Baseball cap

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine, FHM magazine

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier, Tax Collector, Truck driver

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage, Stamp collecting

Interest(s):

Real estate

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling

Likes to wear:

Baseball cap, Bangles

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Shipping costs are not reimbursable.

John Fielding,
CEO

Shipping costs are based on your preferred means of delivery.
Shipping costs are paid from church funds.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Shipping costs are also reduced because of less weight.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Shipping costs are approximately 80 for one pallet.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Shipping costs are often the main factor on whether or not a customer completes an online order.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Shipping costs are not reimbursed for any item that is not defective and was not received in error.
Shipping costs are added to your total when processed in PayPal.
Shipping costs are based on the combined weight of the items you select for purchase and reflect actual charges by the United States Postal Service.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Shipping costs are not included in our prices except on the special West Coast pricing on Medline products and gloves.
Shipping costs are extra and damage during shipping is not covered under the limited warranty.
Shipping costs are calculated based on the weight of the items and shipping location.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
juan
2005-05-07 17:50:57

what is the price in dollar's for renting a containers?

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