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Topic: Cottage Furniture

Related:
  Furniture    Cottage  
  Home Furniture    Holiday Cottages  
  Custom Furniture    Furniture Design  
  Wood Furniture    Fine Furniture  
  Antique Furniture    Office Furniture  
  Furniture Company    Goods Furniture  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bonnie & Clyde
Favorite possession(s):House,  Ikea bedroom,  Wheelchair
Currently has on their coffee table:Fine Woodworking
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  Housewife
Favorite activity(s):Pottery,  Gardening
Favorite food(s):Peaches and cream
Interest(s):Camping
Favorite sport(s):Horseriding
Likes to wear:Sixties,  Traditional tribal dress,  Ancient Egyption
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Favorite time of year:Summer
Favorite quote(s):"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."
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Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

All the cottages are gas centrally heated with constant hot water for all year comfort, fittings and furniture of the highest standard and all are colour co-ordinated.
The cottages come fully equipped with basic furniture.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Ten cottages are the originals - traditional old-style Caribbean lodgings with Jalousie windows, tiled floors, wicker furniture, and island decorations - no frills except for a refrigerator in the closet.
There are seven en suite cottages of stone and thatch with private balconies and a dining/living area with furniture fashioned from solid teak sleepers taken from the Great African Railway.
These historic cottages have been furnished with warm wood fittings, rustic furniture, colourful rugs and great attention to detail.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

All cottages are rated three- or four-star by the English Tourism Council and each has its own walled garden with barbeque and garden furniture.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The single bedroom cottages are very spacious, each with a large porch and deck furniture to relax and enjoy the view of Table Rock Lake.
Cottages come complete with their own patio area and rustic furniture , barbecues are also available free of charge.
Both cottages have a garden area plus a patio and garden furniture is provided.
 
 
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