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Topic: Sperm Count

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  Count    Character Counts  
  Blood Count    Sperm cell  
  Word Count    Count Down  
  Count Basie    Sperm Donor  
  Low sperm count    Body Count  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis,  Care bears
Good point(s):Remorseful
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Prison Guard
Education:None
Favorite Card Game(s):Blackjack
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite activity(s):Making love,  Theme parks
Interest(s):Sex education
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Taking Viagra,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia,  Cloning themselves
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Sperm count, motility, collection and packaging procedures meet and/or exceed industry standards.
Sperm Evaluations: A portion of the left cauda epididymis will be used for evaluation of cauda epididymal sperm count, viability and motility.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

A low sperm count or low motility may be caused by a hormonal imbalance or by damaged sperm-producing cells due to infection, trauma or a varicocele.
Are Oestrogens Involved in Falling Sperm Counts and Disorders of the Male Reproductive Tract?
Men with sperm counts less than 60 million per milliliter should be further evaluated for male factor infertility.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Low counts, motility, or functionally impaired sperm (decreased attachment or penetration) can be overcome.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

That is why it is very important to have sperm counts done on the ejaculation fluid after a vasectomy until the man's fluid is clear of sperm.
Regular marijuana use is also associated with a decrease in sperm count and sperm motility, as well as significant increases in abnormal and immature sperm.
Sperm washing is used extensively for the treatment of semen with low sperm counts, abnormal sperm forms, antibodies, and other fertility-impairing features.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Thus it is possible that the selection criteria led to inclusion within the study of men in Missouri with higher sperm counts than would be obtained were the sample truly random.
Sperm counts are lower in men who work with and have repeated exposure to organic solvents, says a study in the Journal of Occupational and Environmental Medicine.
Abnormalities in sperm count, sperm motility or sperm morphology account for approximately 40% of infertility.
 
 
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