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Topic: Hit Counter

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Pokemon cards, Windows computer, Linux box

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack

Favorite board game(s):

Mahjong

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Minesweeper, Pong, Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Sending greeting cards

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Such elements as forms and hit counters can be found on the web in a format that is supported by our server and also supported by all web browsers.
Hit counters, guest books, order forms, and many other useful features can all be programmed in CGI scripts.
Things like hit counters, flashing buttons, hyperlinks, form results handlers require scripts to work properly.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The article Hits hits hits and more hits will teach you in one page to count the way counters do.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Hit counters and Forms are available to clients hosting with Belle Ami Web Based Solutions.
The hit counters use cookies to count visitors and when they're visiting to help me improve the site design and navigation- no personal identification is collected.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Featuring free hit counters for listed sites, most popular sites, a rating system from 1-10 and a report dead link button.
Hit counters are another gimmick offered by hosting companies, web authoring tools, and independent web sites.
These counters will track the hits coming to your site from search engines, advertisements, etc.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The hit counters and a few other picky things are still being updated for the Season 6 episodes.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

FrontPage 97 WebBot Hit Counters will not operate on our UNIX operating systems.
There are hundreds of scripts available free on the Internet ranging from hit counters to shopping carts.

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