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Topic: Counter Strike server

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Most admires:

Bill Gates, Bonnie & Clyde

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE, Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Apple Computer, Windows computer

Favorite food(s):

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Counter Strike, Quake, Half-Life

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Downloading MP3's, Spamming

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Counter Strike beta 6 is now available for download and has been implemented on most servers.
Update: HLTV Flash bug has been patched on the EQX servers, so there should be no issues with HLTV staying resident on the HLDS Counter-Strike Servers.
We've updated the security module used by "secure" Counter-Strike servers.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

We have Quake III Arena, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, Counter Strike and Medal of Honor servers running around the clock from a dedicated 1.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The Counter-Strike rules have been updated with the following: blockquote Valve's VAC is U required /U to be enabled on all match servers.
For the past few months, we have been running a public gaming service with Counter-Strike and UT2003 servers which have proven very popular.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Valve has announced the release of a new secure server patch for Counter-Strike servers that blocks usage of the latest OGC and the abuse of some cvars.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Play Counter Strike on one of Australia's most popular games servers.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Counter-Strike, Unreal, Quake and other MOD-servers here.

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