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Topic: Granite countertops

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, House, Vacuum cleaner

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cup of coffee, Fine Woodworking, Remote Control

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Janitor

Favorite board game(s):

Mahjong, Scrabble

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery, Shopping

Favorite food(s):

Peaches and cream, Cheesecakes

Favorite royal(s):

Hurrem Sultan

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, The Sims

Likes to wear:

Vinyl

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

There is a report circulating that granite countertops are unsafe, harbor bacteria and can produce disease.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

There are granite countertops, a Thermador cooktop in the centre island and a Pioneer Maid wood cookstove with a stainless steel oven and water jacket that preheats a 70 gallon water tank, in addition to the 40 gallon propane hot water tank.
Granite or Solid Surface Solid surface and granite countertops have become a mainstay in upscale kitchen design.
Taupe granite countertops and center island, ample european cabinets in white with glass fronts and Parquet floor.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Completely renovated kitchen with granite countertops and all new kitchen appliances including built in new wine refrigerator.
Kitchen features granite countertops, pine cabinets, an upgraded appliance package and pantry.
Granite countertops, exquisite tile bathrooms, wood beam ceilings, and much more.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
Sharon
2005-05-10 09:04:30

I have a grease stain on my granite counter top how can I remove it.

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