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Topic: Miami Dade County Public Schools

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Appearance:

Intimidating

Intelligence:

Incompetent, Retarded

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Bus Driver, Social worker

Education:

Junior High School, Post-graduate, College

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests

Interest(s):

Business, Computers, English

Favorite sport(s):

Sailing

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job, Going back to school

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Exhibits at this gallery, sponsored by Miami-Dade County Public Schools, consist of artwork from students.

John Fielding,
CEO

In 1999 she was honored by the Miami Beach Commission on the Status of Women for her contributions to the community and was a finalist for Miami-Dade County Public Schools Principal of the Year.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Miami-Dade County Public Schools Emergency Management Procedures You may view the full content of each Emergency Procedure by clicking on the category.
The program managers supervise group activity leaders that have been screened by Miami-Dade County Public Schools to work directly with your children in smaller groups.
In addition to her teaching background, she has been a consultant for Miami-Dade County Public Schools and has worked as a program administrator at the University of Miami, Florida International University, and Rutgers University.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Gladys Duran-Borges joined Miami-Dade County Public Schools in August 2001 and became the TRUST Specialist for the MLEC High School Division.
Students will either be entered into the Miami-Dade County Public Schools district lottery pool or notified of non-acceptance.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
mariano leone
2005-05-09 21:25:08

are jobs available?

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