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Topic: Morris County Daily Record

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  Record    Morris  
  Daily    County  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Lord Dracula,  Hillary Clinton,  Oprah Winfrey
Favorite book(s):"Art of Kissing" by Hugh Morris
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite sport(s):Cricket
Dream job(s):Banker
Favorite movie(s):Minority Report,  A Clockwork Orange,  Toy Story
Favorite sportsperson(s):Joe DiMaggio (baseball)
Listens to:Folk,  Prince
Favorite board game(s):Checkers
Favorite TV show(s):Charmed,  Days of our Lives,  Saturday Night Live
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Daily Record - serving Morris and Sussex counties.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Daily Record is morning newspaper circulated throughout Morris County and select areas of Somerset, Sussex and Warren Counties, New Jersey.
 
 
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