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Topic: Orange County Sheriff's Department

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Kofi Annan, Hillary Clinton, Jack the Ripper

Appearance:

Intimidating

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Bad point(s):

Criminal, Vicious

Dream job(s):

Police Officer, Prison Guard, Private Detective

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite actor(s):

Winona Ryder

Favorite great leader(s):

Tony Blair

Listens to:

Hip Hop, Fiona Apple

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading porn

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Favorite quote(s):

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Using cutting-edge technologies investigators at the Orange County Sheriff's Department have linked six separate murder scenes and 10 victims to a single suspect.
He began his law enforcement career with the Orange County Sheriff's Office in 1932, and worked there until 1934, when he accepted a job with the Orlando Police Department.
The Orange County Sheriff's Department confirmed Wednesday morning the identity of the victim, who had been sexually assaulted.

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