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Topic: Hillsborough County School District

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Politics:

Democrat

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Bus Driver, President of the United States

Education:

Elementary school, Junior High School

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests

Interest(s):

Real estate

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling, Hockey

Likes to wear:

School uniform

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce, Boy scouts, Girl guides

Favorite quote(s):

"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The 2001 Legislature directed that OPPAGA conduct a Best Financial Management Practices Review of the Hillsborough County School District.
This interactive program is sponsored in cooperation with the city of Tampa and the Hillsborough County Water Departments, the Hillsborough County Arts Council, and the Hillsborough County School District.
Fair Share Funding - Support realignment of K-20 funding formulas so that Hillsborough County School District, HCC and USF get their respective fair share.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Hillsborough County School district operates 108 elementary schools among its 160 sites.

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