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Topic: Pinellas County Government

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Walt Disney

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Apartment

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Religion(s):

Scientologist

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Theme parks, Going to the beach

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Greyhound

Favorite royal(s):

Peter the Great

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Real estate, Community Theatre

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Golf, Bowling

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Nothing

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Florida, Russia

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Ballet

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Anwar Sadat

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Local Chamber of Commerce, Skeptics

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Sunstar Emergency Medical Services is a branch of Pinellas County Government, therefore, we are unable to offer any discounts or negotiate any reductions in our established rates.
Quality employment, a local government friendly to business and residents, and access to yearlong sunshine and resort quality beaches are yours for the asking in Pinellas Park and Pinellas County, Florida.

User Talk

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2005-02-24 09:41:34

What is the phone number for the Pinella County Board of Ed.

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