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Topic: Wake County Government

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gas oven

Most admires:

Sir Walter Raleigh

People talk about their ..:

Rudeness

Politics:

Republican

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector

Favorite author(s):

Charles Dickens

Favorite great leader(s):

George Washington

Interest(s):

Community Theatre

Favorite great thinker(s):

Pythagoras

Favorite movie(s):

Jurassic Park, Notting Hill

Favorite sport(s):

Cricket

Favorite destination(s):

California

Listens to:

Robbie Williams, Wu-Tang Clan

Worst habit(s):

Swearing

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Yogi Berra

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

NIMDA was a rude wake up call, but Fairfax County (and every other government entity) has had fair warning and should be on constant alert.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

The TRTC works within the Triangle J Council of Governments Service area of Durham, Orange, Wake, Chatham, Johnston, and Lee counties.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Kelly Lally's survey was published by Wake County Government in 1994.

User Talk

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