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Topic: Harris County Texas

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Politics:

Republican, Democrat

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector, Lawyer

Favorite artist(s):

Rolf Harris

Interest(s):

Real estate, Law, Geneology

Favorite movie(s):

A Beautiful Mind, Silence of the Lambs, The Bodyguard

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Listens to:

Destiny's Child

Membership(s):

Amnesty International, Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

We are committed to fast, professional, and courteous home appraisals for Harris County Texas real estate loans.
While we specialize in appraising Harris County homes and land, we will gladly refer a commercial Harris County Texas real estate appraiser.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Harris County engineers designed this unique structure and received an award for Architectural Excellence in Wood Design from the Texas Forest Association.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

For the chronicles of the Harris County GOP, see local press articles available on microfiche at the Texas Historical Society in Houston.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

I am doing research for someone who is sitting in Harris County Jail in Houston Texas for intoxicated manslaughter.
The Harris County jail is a maximum security facility located in Houston, Texas and is the third largest jail in the United States.
Harris County, Texas stopped pound seizure (the practice of selling animals from shelters for research)

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

He was vice-chairman of the Dole/Kemp presidential campaign in Harris County and has been a key Jewish advisor to Texas� Republican congressional and senatorial delegations.
In Texas, the influence of two of these leaders has been seen in the arena of public school board elections and the Harris County (Houston) Republican Party.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
TR Smith
2005-07-31 13:37:10

I have heard that Harris county, Texas is larger than several states. Is this true? If so, which ones.

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