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Topic: Hillsborough County School

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Bus Driver

Education:

Elementary school, Junior High School

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks, Taking IQ tests

Favorite animal(s):

Greyhound

Interest(s):

Real estate

Likes to wear:

School uniform

Favorite sport(s):

Hockey, Bowling

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Ted Williams (baseball)

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Favorite type of dance(s):

Tango

Membership(s):

Skeptics

Favorite quote(s):

"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Leary Technical School, a premier workforce development tool and provider, and is under the auspices of the Hillsborough County School District.
Each of the 64 monthly winners from Pinellas and Hillsborough County middle and high schools was eligible for the 2001 Star of the Year award, announced at the banquet.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The 2001 Legislature directed that OPPAGA conduct a Best Financial Management Practices Review of the Hillsborough County School District.
This interactive program is sponsored in cooperation with the city of Tampa and the Hillsborough County Water Departments, the Hillsborough County Arts Council, and the Hillsborough County School District.
This plan and the procedures for its implementation reflect clearly that promotion in the School District of Hillsborough County is based on student achievement.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

New schools are constantly being built and Hillsborough County has some of the best schools in the state.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Seven different restoration sites around the bay in Hillsborough, Pinellas, and Manatee Counties received school grown salt marsh grasses.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Hillsborough County Schools, Tampa, FL � 08/91-12/93 Substituted for regular and exceptional education teachers, grades preschool-adult.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

So instead of giving up his job with Hillsborough County Schools, London decided to donate his time as one of the Tampa Police Department's 65 reserve officers.
The Hillsborough County School district operates 108 elementary schools among its 160 sites.

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