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Topic: Maricopa County jail

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Hunger Site

Most admires:

Nelson Mandela, Al Capone

Favorite possession(s):

Gas oven, Mace

Personality:

Insane

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Likes to wear:

Burqa

Favorite movie(s):

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Shawshank Redemption

Dream job(s):

Prison Guard, Police Officer, Drug dealer

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Membership(s):

Amnesty International, World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly

Expert Talk

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Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office, in partnership with our citizens and contract cities, will enforce state laws, deter criminal activity, protect life and property, maintain order, and operate a safe, constitutional jail system.
In the Maricopa County jail system, for example, stun guns have allegedly been used to inflict repeated shocks on inmates, including on those already restrained.
The Maricopa County jail system just received a huge grant to bring telemedicine into 12 jail facilities.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
mar
2004-11-10 08:52:02

no coats no flu shots in unsentence tents. how can these people be treated like this? if not found guilty yet?

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