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Topic: Polk County Jail

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Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Upon his release from Tampa General Hospital today he was booked into the Hillsborough County Jail on the Polk County warrant for the charge of first degree murder.
Arendes is expected to be booked into the Polk County Jail.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Dustin wells 2004-11-06 23:33:41
From: arnie 2005-02-02 13:35:24	where can i find someones arrest records?
From: reena 2005-02-23 13:49:30	i need to find my dad jail photo his name is harod rosier thank you.
From: reena 2005-02-23 13:54:06	where can i find someones photo from when they where arrest.
From: Paul Barber 2005-02-28 18:30:17	Why won't you let me have a picture of my mother? Because your a fucking retard.
From: Michael Mouw,Jr. 2005-03-12 09:06:40	Is he still incarceratred?
From: mike w fitzgerald 2005-06-10 02:18:08	i want to see the picture of mike and his arrest record.
From: Nate Hoffman 2005-06-11 00:03:15	I want to see pictures of all the inmates at polk county jail. Can you show me?
From: Nate Hoffman 2005-06-11 00:05:24	i want to see some pictures of the inmates
From: Ronald B Corbin 2005-06-27 05:36:22	How would I find out when he gets out
From: tina marie 2005-08-07 15:50:17	where is samuel hart located?
From: waldo 2005-08-10 18:22:48	where can you find info and pictures on inmates?
From: jerrika 2005-08-13 16:25:45	i need to find my uncle, Carl Gissendaner, picture
From: Where\'s Thomas Douglas Ladish 2005-08-31 00:10:20	Is Thomas Ladish in the Polk County Jail in Des Moines Iowa?
From: nicole 2005-09-01 18:29:23	can you show me pictures of inmates currently held in orange county jail?
From: liza 2005-09-05 22:42:57	where can you find info and pics of inmates?
From: kendra 2007-09-26 04:58:06	where can i find inmates in polk county iowa for the year of 2006

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