Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 3 Dec: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
 
 

Topic: Lancaster County PA

Related:
  PA    Lancaster  
  County    Bucks County PA  
  Chester County PA    Delaware County PA  
  Montgomery County PA    Allegheny County PA  
  Washington County PA    Lancaster County's assessor  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House,  Apartment
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Interior decorator
Favorite TV show(s):The Civil War
Favorite era(s):1700s
Favorite explorer(s):Daniel Boone
Favorite royal(s):Catherina the Great
Interest(s):Real estate,  Camping,  Community Theatre
Favorite sport(s):Horseriding
Likes to wear:Beard
Listens to:Weird Al Yankovic,  Linkin Park
Favorite drink(s):Bourbon
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Sandy Lafferty can also help you relocate to Lancaster County PA from anywhere in the country.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Pinch Pond Family Campground and RV Park is located in the foothills of northern Lancaster County, halfway between Hershey and the PA Dutch Country.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

West Chester is the county seat of Chester County, and we are located east of Lancaster, PA, west of Philadelphia and Media, and north of Wilmington, DE.
Lancaster County, PA Church record of the Swamp Reformed Church in West Cocalico Township, Lancaster County: 1788-1822.
Here's the scary description from Joe Christ's website : My Struggle is the story of inbred Amish guys in Lancaster County, PA who kidnap female tourists, hoping to improve their gene pool.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The PDA recently acquired a grant from the EPA that will allow Thomas to initiate Greenhouse IPM programs in the Amish and Mennonite communities in Lancaster County, Pa.
A list of locations in Lancaster County where Lancaster County Quoits can be purchased, including a feature article on the East End Mart in Ephrata, PA, where quoits are stocked year-round and shipped directly to you.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

In Lancaster County, PA, the Old Order Amish drive gray buggies and the Old Order Mennonites drive black buggies.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

This unique bed and breakfast inn is located in Lancaster County, PA Dutch Country, home to the oldest Amish community in the US.
God is beginning to send a revival to the Old Order Amish and is working mightily among their young people in the Lancaster County, PA area.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Nestled in the center of scenic Lancaster County, PA, The King's Cottage will be your first stop when exploring the many historic sites of Pennsylvania Dutch Country.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Hurst's Tire Service, Lancaster and Chester County PA car and truck tire specialists.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Share the fun! Pass this on!

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.