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Topic: Lane County Oregon

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Chris Rock

Favorite possession(s):

House, Vacuum cleaner, Ikea bedroom

Politics:

Socialist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Janitor

Favorite actor(s):

John Candy, Jim Carrey, Charlie Chaplin

Favorite composer(s):

Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninoff

Interest(s):

Real estate

Favorite movie(s):

American Pie, 8 mile

Favorite destination(s):

The Moon

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"[Carving a canoe] isn't that hard, Tim. You just take a big block of wood and chip away everything that's not a canoe." - Wilson, Home Improvement
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Our Rug Selection - Oriental Rugs - Persian Rugs - Area Rugs - Carpets - Rug Dealers in Lane County - Hand-knotted Rugs - Woven Rugs - Rugs in Eugene - Carpets in Eugene - Oregon Rug Dealers.
Oveissi and Company - Oriental Rugs - Persian Rugs - Area Rugs - Rugs in Oregon - Rugs in Eugene - Carpet - Hand-knotted Rugs - Woven Rugs - Rug Dealers - Rugs in Lane County - Oriental Rugs in Eugene.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

, Lane County, is a provider of home loans and home loan services in 1355 Oak Street Suite 101 Eugene Oregon 97401, (541)-342-2535.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

The McKenzie Valley is one of Oregon's and Lane County's most popular recreation destinations and is known internationally for its excellent trout fishing.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Metro Policy Committee, the Lane County Board of Commissioners and the Oregon Transportation Commission must work together to support funding the remaining phases of the West Eugene Parkway in future Statewide Transportation Improvement Program schedules.
RMLS� provides a comprehensive searchable database for Real Estate in the Portland Metropolitan Area, Douglas, Coos, and Lane Counties in the state of Oregon as well as Clark County in Washington.
, Lane County, is a general contractor and contractors company in 2175 West 2nd Avenue Eugene Oregon 97402, (541)-343-7297.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Plans are underway for the 65th annual logging conference slated for February 20 through 22, 2003 at the Lane County Convention Center and Fairgrounds in Eugene, Oregon.
Government Links: State of Oregon Home Page , Lane County , City of Eugene Newspapers Online: Newslink Index Journalism Associations and Publications.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Firs Bowl, Lane County, is a bowling company in 1950 River Road Eugene Oregon 97404, (541)-688-1558.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

, Lane County, is a home insulation company in 2450 Highway 99 North Eugene Oregon 97402, (541)-484-1733.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Lane County Sheriff's Office McKenzie Fire and Rescue Oregon State Police

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