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Topic: Monroe County Library

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector

Favorite author(s):

Mary W. Shelley

Favorite book(s):

"Jane Eyre" by Charlotte Bronte
World Almanac

Interest(s):

Community Theatre, UFOs

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse

Favorite movie(s):

Airplane

Favorite destination(s):

Florida, New York

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Larry Bird (basketball)

Starsign:

Libra

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Getting off welfare

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce, World Wildlife Fund

Favorite type of dance(s):

Line dancing

Favorite quote(s):

"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The MONROE-WALTON COUNTY LIBRARY shall furnish library service to the people of the county of Walton and the City of MONROE as set forth in the Constitution and Bylaws of the Uncle Remus Regional Library System, and under the regulations governing public libraries as set forth by the State of Georgia.
It is the policy of the Monroe County Library System to terminate the computer privileges of any person who repeatedly uses online services in violation of copyright laws.

John Fielding,
CEO

Meetings of the MONROE-WALTON COUNTY LIBRARY Affiliate Board of Trustees shall be held according to the provisions stated in the Bylaws of the Uncle Remus Regional Library System.
The MONROE-WALTON COUNTY LIBRARY Affiliate Board of Trustees is the group which advises the Walton County Library Board on library matters pertaining to the MONROE-WALTON COUNTY LIBRARY.
The MONROE-WALTON COUNTY LIBRARY Affiliate Board of Trustees shall approve the budget of the MONROE-WALTON COUNTY LIBRARY and shall pass this document on to the County Library Board for approval.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Patrons of the Monroe-Walton County Library may have a book or other library item held for them by sending a message to monroe@mail.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
Harold Mars
2005-06-18 07:21:25

Trying to locate information on date of birth for deceased relative

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