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Topic: Multnomah County Library

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Dream job(s):

Private Detective, Police Officer

Education:

Elementary school

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac
"The Bridges of Madison County" by Robert James Waller
"Siddhartha" by Hermann Hesse

Favorite computer game(s):

Grand Theft Auto

Favorite sport(s):

Dragon Boat Racing

Listens to:

Everclear, N Sync

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Tonya Harding (figure skating), Larry Bird (basketball), Michael Jordan

Favorite time of year:

Mayday

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana

Favorite type of dance(s):

Tango, Swing

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Multnomah County Library is a county department, whose board is appointed by the county chair and confirmed by the other commissioners.
In June, 1969, Talking Book and Braille Services moved from the Library Association of Portland (Multnomah County Library) to the State Library as the Division of Library Services for the Blind and Physically Handicapped.
Multnomah County Library Homework Center on Social Issues ---an excellent collection of resources with competing views on vexing social issues.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Graded and subject booklists from the Multnomah County Library in Portland, Oregon.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Homework Center - at Multnomah County Library, contains hundreds of excellent links listed by subject.
To obtain a library card, bring some form of official ID and proof of current address in Clackamas, Multnomah, or Washington counties.
Multnomah County Library's Homework Center includes over 2,000 sites to help with assignments.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Multnomah County Library, Portland Annie On My Mind by Nancy Garden (Young Adult Book) Summary of objections: Concern expressed that "if we continue to be open to such ideas (Lesbianism) what will become of the 'family'
Biographies The Homework Center from the Multnomah County Library sponsors this extensive index of famous men and women.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The latest and greatest about planet exploration from NASA Biology and Life Sciences Animals Animals from the Multnomah County Library Homework Center: www.
Earth and Environmental Sciences Biomes and ecosystems from Multnomah County Library Homework Center: www.
Multnomah County Library Homework Center - This site has links relating to classroom curriculum and other practical tips.

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