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Topic: Pierce County Library

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Politics:

Republican, Democrat

Dream job(s):

Social worker, Private Detective, CEO

Education:

College

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac

Interest(s):

Geneology, Politics, Real estate

Favorite sport(s):

Hunting

Favorite destination(s):

United States of America

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce, Natural Law Party

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Funding for access to these databases is provided by Pierce County Library System in conjunction with the Washington Statewide Database Licensing Project.
Pierce County Library System does not subscribe to all the periodicals that are in this database.
Also, we at Pierce County Library System have no control over the currentness or accuracy of the information on this particular list.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The Pierce County Library System's graphical web catalog, WebPac, currently is best viewed by the following browser versions which are JAVA-ENABLED : Internet Explorer versions: 3.
Paid access to these database search tools for phone and address directories is provided by Pierce County Library System.
Pierce County Library System will periodically update the selection of books we subscribe to via Safari.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The Pierce County Library System had been utilizing a third party software package "WebPac" in order to put its catalog on the Web.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

This is a free program sponsored by the Danae Rideout Endowment, Pierce County Library Foundation and PCLS!

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