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Topic: Richland County Public Library

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Helen Keller

Politics:

Socialist

Dream job(s):

Banker

Favorite author(s):

Jane Austen, Virginia Woolf, Niccolo

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery, Coloring in

Favorite food(s):

McDonalds

Favorite book(s):

"Valley of the Dolls" by Jacqueline Susann
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Lady Chatterley's Lover" by D H Lawrence

Favorite actor(s):

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Marilyn Monroe

Favorite animal(s):

Elephant

Interest(s):

Community Theatre

Favorite movie(s):

Shawshank Redemption, Terminator

Membership(s):

Girl guides

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

The Mansfield/Richland County Public Library will host Teen Time @ the Library Jan.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Public Library Databases This site gives you access to all the databases available through The Mansfield/Richland County Public Library.
Fines for overdue items and charges for printing from the Internet have increased at all locations of the Mansfield/Richland County Public Library.
The staff at the Mansfield/Richland County Public Library are eager to help students use the library resources effectively.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Kids of all ages are invited to a game night at the Lexington branch of the Mansfield/Richland County Public Library on Jan.
Caught Dead in Philadelphia by Gillian Roberts is the subject of Books and Coffee at the Mansfield /Richland County Public Library Jan.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

At 5:30 on Thurs and Fri The Mansfield Richland County Public Library will present a reading of �T�was the Night Before Christmas.

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