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Topic: Lorain County

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Politics:Republican
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Bus Driver,  Teacher
Education:College
Favorite religious figure(s):The Prophet Mohammed
Interest(s):Real estate,  Community Theatre,  Geneology
Favorite sport(s):Cricket
Favorite destination(s):New York,  United States of America,  Florida
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce,  Boy scouts
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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John Fielding,
CEO

The Lorain County JVS Educational Foundation provides an efficient vehicle for giving - both individuals and corporations - the opportunity to enhance the quality of the workforce in our community.
The Lorain County JVS is currently seeking qualified applicants for the following positions.
Delivery is available to all of Lorain and Western Cuyahoga County, with worldwide delivery through wire services.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Lorain County JVS Educational Foundation represents a community-based organization designed to develop and provide a permanent source for supplemental funding for improving the quality of education at the JVS.
Lorain County JVS has organized all of their CTE programs around career academy models, with integrated technical and academic content, strong business and industry partnerships, and postsecondary linkages.
The Lorain County Law Library Association is a nonprofit corporation organized in 1889 under an 1872 Ohio law that provided for the establishment of county law libraries.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Because Lorain County was not incorporated until 1824, the 1820 census records for Huron, Medina, and Cuyahoga Counties should be consulted.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Lorain County Businesses, the JVS, and Lorain County Community College formed a partnership to develop the Tech Prep option.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Lorain County JVS is piloting a new program to encourage high school seniors to explore the field of education.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Members of the Lorain County Disaster Relief Team are providing assistance to residents and firefighters during the long battle with a house fire Thursday evening in Elyria Township.
Market Update For Lorain County / Serving Lorain County, Western Cuyahoga County and surrounding areas.
Market Update March 2002 / Serving Lorain County, Western Cuyahoga County and surrounding areas.
 
 
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From:
Dave
2005-07-30 23:52:11
Where was the "Lorain County Home"that was built in 1930 located
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