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Topic: Lorain County Ohio

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  Ohio    Lorain  
  County    Hamilton County Ohio  
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Most admires:Kofi Annan
Politics:Republican
Favorite TV show(s):The Civil War
Favorite explorer(s):Daniel Boone
Favorite book(s):"The McGuffey Readers" by William Holmes McGuffey
Favorite religious figure(s):The Prophet Mohammed
Interest(s):Geneology,  Community Theatre,  Real estate
Favorite sport(s):Canoeing,  Cricket
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Favorite quote(s):"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol
 
 
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Josh Hogan,
Commander

We offer Professional Home Inspections serving Medina, Summit, Lorain, Stark, Portage, and Cuyahoga Counties in the state of Ohio.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The Ohio Department of Insurance intends to pursue a liquidation order for Cleveland-based Renaissance Health Plan , one of seven HMOs serving Medicaid patients in Cuyahoga, Lorain, and Summit counties.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Lorain County Law Library Association is a nonprofit corporation organized in 1889 under an 1872 Ohio law that provided for the establishment of county law libraries.
Lorain County health officials are so alarmed by Wellington's numbers that they have contacted the Ohio Health Department, which in turn called a federal agency.
Over 550 providers of these programs and services are included in the 12 county region of Northeast Ohio: Ashtabula, Cuyahoga, Geauga, Lake, Lorain, Mahoning, Medina, Portage, Stark, Summit, Trumbull, & Wayne counties.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Sun Newspapers has 25 weekly newspapers serving 81 Greater Cleveland and Akron communities in Cuyahoga, Lorain, Medina, Geauga and Summit counties in Ohio.
The Growth Association focuses on the eight counties of Northeast Ohio; Cuyahoga, Ashtabula, Geauga, Lake, Lorain, Medina, Portage, and Summit.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

In Northeast Ohio, residents in Ashtabula, Lorain, Geauga and Medina counties have seen their water and sewer bills skyrocket as city water and sewer lines were brought in and septic tanks turned idle.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

To schedule a program contact Janet Barth at Ohio State University Extension, Lorain County, 42110 Russia Road, Elyria, Ohio 44035-6813 or call 440-326-5851.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Andrew was born at Oberlin, Lorain County, Ohio, on 9 September 1839.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The Lorain and West Virginia Railroad was a small connecting railroad in north central Ohio running from the town of South Lorain on the Lake Erie shore to the town of Wellington in Lorain county.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

• Kenny Williams, Duke University The Sherwood Anderson Literary Center is an affiliate of the Lorain County Historical Society in Elyria, Ohio.
 
 
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