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Topic: Maricopa County Sheriff's Office

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Favorite possession(s):

Barbie Doll

Most admires:

Eminem, Jack the Ripper

Dream job(s):

Police Officer, Private Detective, Prison Guard

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted, Friends

Favorite great leader(s):

Tony Blair

Favorite animal(s):

Greyhound

Interest(s):

Boating

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling

Listens to:

Three 6 Mafia, Beastie Boys, Nelly

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Andre the Giant (wrestling), Babe Ruth (baseball)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer, Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters

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Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Carol Nichols, spokeswoman for the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office said "apparently there were no abrasions around their necks, which rules out strangulation.
The Phoenix Police Department, Maricopa County Sheriff's Office and a handful of banks also accept the Mexican government document as personal identification.
Don Rosenberger, a spokesman for the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office.

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