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In the News - 13 Oct: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Montgomery County Public Schools

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Florence Nightingale, Florence Nightingale

Appearance:

Intimidating

Politics:

Democrat

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Bus Driver

Education:

Junior High School, Elementary school

Favorite great leader(s):

Douglas MacArthur

Interest(s):

Community Theatre, Sex education

Favorite sport(s):

Cricket

Likes to wear:

School uniform

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Membership(s):

Boy scouts, Girl guides, Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

New Lebanon Schools serve students from the Western section of Montgomery County.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Montgomery County Public Schools is seeking an experienced professional to assist the School Board and Superintendent by serving as the principal legal advisor.
Montgomery County Public Schools have many diverse, ongoing projects, partnerships, and activities.
Teachers in the Montgomery County schools are given the opportunity to be a part of a progressive team working toward a better education for all students.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Montgomery County residents are rightfully proud of the Montgomery County Public Schools.
How do Montgomery County public schools celebrate?

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

When Montgomery County schools close early, Mater Amoris will close early.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Montgomery County schools are among the finest in the nation.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Residents and officials outside Montgomery County have objected to helping fund schools in a county where they have no local representation.
Montgomery County public schools will dismiss early on Thursday, Jan.
Montgomery County public schools will be closed Thursday, Jan.

User Talk

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