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Topic: Morris County

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Lord Dracula,  Hillary Clinton,  Oprah Winfrey
Dream job(s):Banker
Favorite board game(s):Checkers
Favorite TV show(s):Charmed,  Days of our Lives,  Saturday Night Live
Favorite book(s):"Art of Kissing" by Hugh Morris
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite composer(s):Richard Wagner
Favorite movie(s):Minority Report,  A Clockwork Orange,  Toy Story
Listens to:Folk,  Prince
Favorite sportsperson(s):Joe DiMaggio (baseball)
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Morris, who was nominated for the Georgia honor by County Extension Coordinator Gibbs Wilson, is one of eight winners from Southeastern states who are finalists for the Lancaster/Sunbelt Expo Southeastern Farmer of the Year honor for 2002.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The event was held at the Morris County Courthouse with the One People's Rally directly across the street from the courthouse and the Nationalist Movement on a side street next to it.
Rally at Morris County Courthouse shows support for embattled lawmen and celebrates clean sweep over repressive officials.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Morris County Municipal Utilities Authority (MCMUA) assists people in acquiring materials from donors through its Materials Exchange Program Website.
Morris County procured its System, consisting of landfill capacity in Pennsylvania and two in-County transfer stations , in a non-discriminatory manner.
The Morris County Open Space Trust Fund has recommended that two properties in Chatham Township receive County funds to help save them as public open space.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Border Morris is one of the most vigorous of all of the traditions that exist in the British Isles and originated from Salop ( Shropshire to those who cannot remember back that far ) a county which is on the English - Welsh border.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Our Morris County ETTC offers professional development workshops to unify teaching strategies ant technology for all grade levels and content areas.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Morris County Park Police minimize the increase of crime within the park system by frequent random patrols, enforcement as required and through education and public relations programs.
Morris practiced as an assistant state attorney for Dade County, Florida under the direction of State Attorney Janet Reno for three years prior to having her three children.
The Morris County Sheriff's K-9 Unit was brought in and Browne was located nearby in a wooded area.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Grandparents throughout Morris and Passaic counties who have found themselves in the role of parenting grandchildren will now have the opportunity to share their concerns with others in similar situations.
 
 
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