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Topic: Pierce County Sheriff's

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Emperor Hirohito, Eminem, Bonnie & Clyde

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Favorite great leader(s):

Erwin Rommel, Winston Churchill

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling

Dream job(s):

Police Officer, Soldier, Drug dealer

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Andre the Giant (wrestling)

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Three 6 Mafia, Beastie Boys

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America's Most Wanted, NYPD Blue, Here's Lucy

Favorite quote(s):

"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker

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Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Pierce County Sheriff's Posse Raffle Tickets for a Sundowner 2-Horse Slant Trailer courtesy of Sky Ranch Trailer Sales.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Pierce County Sheriff's Marine Detachment office is located in a nearby parking lot.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Pierce County Sheriff's Department Investigator James Dollahon died at his River Falls home last Friday morning.
Major Terry Pierce of the Greene County Sheriff's Department drove his jeep out into the field area.
A genial Pierce County Sheriff's Department deputy stopped his car on the bridge, leaned out the window, and asked if I was thinking about climbing up on the bridge.

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