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Topic: Wake County Public Schools

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Sir Walter Raleigh

Intelligence:

Retarded

Politics:

Feminist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Time magazine, Parenting magazine

Education:

College, Post-graduate

Favorite actor(s):

Bill Cosby

Interest(s):

Business

Favorite sport(s):

Hang gliding

Favorite movie(s):

Rain Man

Favorite destination(s):

United States of America

Listens to:

Billy Gilman

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded, Family history of schizophrenia

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The 1997-98 school year marks the third year of operation for the Wake County Public Schools Autism Team.
Following are the suggested reading lists provided by Wake County Public Schools.
Wake County Public Schools Recommended Books for K-6.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

In the community Steve has served on the Wake County Public Schools Character Education Community Involvement Committee.
The Wake county Public School system offers a wide variety of educational choices among its 108 schools.

User Talk

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