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In the News - 21 Jul: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Golf Course Management

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

House, Lawnmower, Golf clubs

Most admires:

Tiger Woods

Politics:

Green

Dream job(s):

Farmer, Drug dealer

Favorite activity(s):

Gardening

Favorite animal(s):

Butterfly

Interest(s):

Camping

Favorite sport(s):

Golf, Equestrian, Canoeing

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jack Nicklaus (golf), Tiger Woods (golf)

Membership(s):

World Wildlife Fund, Greenpeace

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Providing quality turfgrasses demanded by the golf industry through involvement in golf course ownership and management has provided the drive to produce only the finest in turf quality for our cusotmers from golf course to homeowner.
Golf courses historically have less margin for error with maintenance of turf due to intense management programs and a lower average mowing height.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Review and assess the maintenance program with the golf superintendent and turf management department and make recommendations respect to enhancements that should be made to the course that will maximize the efficiency of the maintenance department.
Tillman have developed proprietary turf design and golf course operations management with 3 golf courses in operation utilizing saltwater irrigation.
Courses are designed to be fair tests of golf with sensible regard for maintenance, overall management, and profit requirements by those who develop and operate golf courses.

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