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Topic: Slip covers give old furniture

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, Couch, Sewing machine

Appearance:

Beautiful

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, Car and Driver magazine

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Janitor

Favorite body part(s):

Hair

Favorite activity(s):

Sleeping

Favorite animal(s):

Poodle

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV, Jogging

Likes to wear:

Maternity clothing, Tank tops, Low cut hipster jeans

Medical note(s):

Has cancer

Favorite quote(s):

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Huge selection of furniture slipcovers and futon Slip covers.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Slip covers, furniture covers and throws.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

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Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Furniture Slipcovers - Discount Slip Covers - Give your furniture new life with slipcovers.
Slip covers give old furniture a modern look.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

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