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Topic: Slip Cover Sofas

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Martha Stewart

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, Couch, House

Good point(s):

Hard-working

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fine Woodworking

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator

Favorite TV show(s):

Jerry Springer

Favorite activity(s):

Working

Interest(s):

Meeting women

Favorite sport(s):

Jogging

Likes to wear:

Maternity clothing, Spandex PVC, Sumo belt

Favorite destination(s):

Asia, Singapore

Listens to:

Janet Jackson

Favorite time of year:

Summer

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

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Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Why buy new furniture, when you can save with Ready-Made Slip Covers for sofas, loveseats, chairs, recliners and dining chairs.
Ready-Made slip covers for sofas, loveseats, chairs and dining chairs.
Slip cover sofa's love's, chairs.

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