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Topic: Cow

Related:
  Cow's milk    Mad Cow  
  Dairy Cows    Cow and Chicken  
  Two cows    Cow Milking  
  Cow Breed    Mad Cow Disease  
  Holstein cows    I'm a cow  
  Jersey cows    Cow Bell  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bonnie & Clyde,  Martha Stewart
Politics:Animal rights
Religion(s):Hindu
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite artist(s):Pablo Picasso
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach
Favorite actor(s):Russell Crowe
Favorite food(s):Cheese,  Vegetarian,  McDonalds
Favorite animal(s):Elephant,  Chimpanzee,  Horse
Favorite movie(s):Monty Python
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Worst habit(s):Belching
Favorite quote(s):"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Organic cows need to eat a balanced diet just like people.
Cows with good fertility and body weight are prefered.
Cows only eat grass and some of them are as fat as can be!
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Cows wintered on corn had as good or better conception rates and calf weaning weights as cows wintered on hay.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The brood cows are left to graze on the deeded land at the ranch until the end of December when weather conditions and lack of ground stored forage indicate that our winter feeding program should be started.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Cows graze the alfalfa and barley on one of Mr.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Cows like humans need to move around to maintain a balanced physiology.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

All cows were indoors from 19 November onwards and were offered good quality silage of 755 g/kg DMD.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Our cows are not allowed to return to the milking line until all medications have cleared their system and they are healthy and happy cows.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Cows today are pumped with so many steroids that their utters drag painfully on the ground.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Cows with Mastitis Surveys have shown that Streptococccus uberus one of the mastitis organisms previously associated with winter housing has now become common in cows that are dry in the summer months.
Cull cows were being marketed, as feed shortages became more apparent.
 
 
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